June 2012
3 posts
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Waking up
If I smell breakfast food: Otherwise:
Jun 6th
1 note
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When employers ask me about my work pace
What I tell them: Truth:
Jun 6th
2 notes
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What happens when I try fancy workout methods:
Jun 6th
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May 2012
10 posts
8 tags
"Romance"
Expectation: Reality:
May 22nd
3 notes
11 tags
How the US feels about MediCare
May 22nd
12 tags
Bar dynamics.
May 22nd
1 note
9 tags
Eating salad
I pretend it’s like: When actually it’s more:
May 6th
1 note
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May 6th
5 notes
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When I'm trying to act like I'm not checking my...
May 3rd
12 tags
NHL Playoffs
Boyfriend: Me:
May 3rd
1 note
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A realistic synopsis of social mobility
May 3rd
11 notes
6 tags
When someone reminds me of an embarrassing high...
May 3rd
8 tags
Attempts at being sexy
Successful girls: Me:
May 3rd
2 notes
April 2012
24 posts
8 tags
Trajectory of writing a paper
When I start: After 45 minutes:
Apr 26th
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When my doctor asks how careful I've been with my...
What I tell him: Reality:  
Apr 26th
5 notes
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"The Morning After"
Apr 26th
1 note
6 tags
When people use the incorrect form of...
Apr 26th
5 notes
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When psychotic New England drivers are angry bc...
Apr 26th
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The film "The Prestige" in in under 5 seconds
Apr 25th
45 notes
6 tags
When some skank behind you at Starbucks orders the...
Apr 25th
13 notes
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Apr 24th
13 notes
8 tags
The treadmills at the gym are all taken.
Apr 24th
17 notes
7 tags
Apr 23rd
4 notes
6 tags
Apr 23rd
1 note
3 tags
Apr 20th
42 notes
5 tags
Apr 18th
32 notes
7 tags
Apr 18th
4 notes
7 tags
Apr 18th
8 tags
Apr 18th
1 note
8 tags
Apr 18th
26 notes
6 tags
Apr 18th
2 notes
8 tags
Apr 18th
32 notes
10 tags
Apr 17th
17 notes
10 tags
Apr 17th
11 notes
7 tags
Apr 16th
128 notes
3 tags
Apr 16th
32 notes
5 tags
Apr 16th
2 notes